Hold on to your Squirrel Butts

The path of the righteous Squirrel is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Humans.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Willamette, for he is truly his Squirrel-brother's keeper and the finder of the lost food.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to steal and eat My food. And you will know My name is the Squirell when I lay My vengeance upon thee.