WHAT SQUIRRELS CAN DO

I'm just a lil' squirrel. what can I do?

Did you know the average Portland squirrel weighs 35lbs!? Squirrel obesity is an epidemic due to our mild winters here in the Northwest. Here are several things that every squirrel citizen of our fine city can do to help shed that weight!

  1. Ulilize the publically provided squirrel exercise wheels!
  2. Watch your portions!
  3. Get a squirrel sponsor!